Saturday, February 19, 2022

Film Review : Netflix's "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

 





When I review albums by artists, I expect more from them not accept less. That is why I like them they release albums of a higher standard.  As horror fans we should adopt a similar perspective rather than just accept whatever scraps from the table Hollywood will throw us. At the end of the day, we are the consumers. With properties that have a legacy like Texas Chainsaw Massacre there is a bar those films need to measure up to. Some of the earlier sequels have shown like the the second film this can be done with some b-grade camp and still make a great movie. Since then, varied levels of success have been achieved. I even liked the "Leatherface " prequel. This first wrong chord struck by Netflix's newest installment is it felt like a Blumhouse  movie to me. I hate Blumhouse as it feels like they are dumbing down their movies and trying to appease a teenage market with them. This also made it the first Texas Chainsaw movie I have fallen asleep during. 

That was not a dealbreaker. The deal breaker really lies in the poor writing. Most people are happy people get killed. Well, that is the bare minimum you should accept. When you can watch it want to be the more recent "Halloween" movies and still be entertained, then your opinion might not be subjective. Early on when the violence started there, we some inconsistencies that bugged me. He is strong enough to break a cop's arm and stab him with his bone, but the local fix it guy is going to be strong enough to hang with him for a round. Leatherface is crazy strong. The suspension of disbelief of this is maintained by making sure these lines up, across the board when displaying this strength that is why we are willing to believe the incredible feats. But the movie did not know what it wanted to do. Did it want you to cheer for the millennial stereotyped characters to be sawed in half? or were they hoping you would sympathize with them?   

In either case they were killed by the bus load. The kill scenes which have gotten the most positive feedback online, seemed to have little grasp of what would happen to flesh if it came in contact with human flesh. For one it would not just liquify a body into a fountain of blood. It would not be that pretty. There was some money invested in this film, enough to buy a town in Texas so it looks good until the violence occurs. The visual of Leatherface himself just seemed to be taking liberties for the sake of doing so, when his look is iconic. Netflix is out to appease the masses so should I be surprised they would want to model this after the more recent Halloween movies, complete with the victim out for vengeance motif ?   No, I am glad it did not have a happy ending and all those empowerment moments were cut back down to size. At the end of the day the joke was on the audience.    


Tuesday, February 1, 2022

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2021



Hollywood has been in a bad spot, even before the pandemic, which put it on life support, if it had not been for Spider-Man to swing in a save the day with the biggest showing that even outdid all his other Marvel pals combined and he was just a little white kid with no agendas to hype.  A few horror movies did make it to screens when people began trickling back to the theaters and most of those were less than stellar. The big franchises all sucked as they got bogged down by various Hollywood angles. With streaming services, now providing original content it shakes tings up and most of these movies are from overseas.  I think you can tell a great deal by society when it comes to the type of horror being consumed. Things leaned more toward the supernatural this year. Only two had normal humans as the antagonists. We have vampires and demons more than ghosts or zombies. 

These might not be the movies that got the best Rotten Tomatoes score, though they all did pretty decent, nor are the the most popular as the most mass marketed movies tend to be for the lower common denominator. If your favorite movie is not on the list, it is not because I did not see it as a saw most horror movies that graced small screen and the inner webs this year, it because in some cases your favorite movie was unimpressive or trying too hard, in other's well it was not that scary. So, these are movies that proved to engaged me in some way more than the other horror movies not on this list. Here are the top ten horror movies of 2021




10- In the Earth

Environmentalists go into the woods to try to save them, and the irony is it is woods they need to be saved from. The "Oh no you are fucked now; you better try to just save yourself " quota was high here so it keeps you on edge. 


 


 9-Willy's  Wonderland

Why"Pig" which should make the worst list was marketed as a horror movie I am not sure, this Nic Cage vehicle, is cheesy as a 80s horror as he fights animatronic mascots, no great writing, but it was fun and to watch 

    




8-Malignant 

This Netflix film was not perfect and reminded me of the Robert Downey Jr movie "In Dreams", but it was fun and engaging thus earning its place here. 


 


 7-Lamb

If this was a list based off the best movie of the year, then this would have been number one, it is just not the best horror film as it is barely a horror since it is not scary, it is however tense and unnerving enough to belong here.

   



6-VHS 1994

There has always been a core story that runs through these movies here it was more in your face.  Not the best of this series, but makes you feel uncomfortable in the way horror movies should.

   



5-We Need to do Something


Most effective when it shows us the claustrophobic feeling induced by being trapped in one room with your family. Simple concept that finds people becoming unhinged by subtle supernatural elements, like the Mist on a smaller scale.

   


 

4-Titane 

Disturbing on many levels. Hits you at times in a place that is hard to watch, which is why did made it so high up the list, horror needs to challenge you in this way.

 



3-Blood Red Sky

Who knew vampires on a plane worked better than snakes? Almost more like an action movie, but I like the savage 30 Days of Night like take on vampires here


2-Coming Home in the Dark 

 This never turns into the I Spit On Your Grave or Last House on the Left type of thing you think it will. Instead, it serves as a cautionary tale for Cancel Culture, but most importantly keeps you on the edge of your seat.  


 


 1-Son

The what if your kid was the devil or a spawn of given a bleak gritty make over. Nothing is going to end well in this movie and the gut turning way they spiral into it is beautiful