Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Hammer Horror : The Dracula Films Ranked





A darker, more gothic take on the Classic Monsters that Universal Studios made popular, British movie Studio Hammer Films has always held a place in my heart for making scarier versions of my favorite characters. Here  I made it a point to watch all of their Dracula films, most of which star Christopher Lee in the title role. The atmosphere of these movies plays a huge role, and while they are more sensual than the Universal films, they are not as lurid as my memories made them..  So here are all 9 films ranked in order. 



9-The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires - 1974

This was a sad end for the franchise as it's a kung-fu movie, little to do with Dracula, who, in the movie, is not Christopher Lee; what was Peter Cushing thinking? Julie Ege was underutilized in this movie.



8- Satanic Rites of Dracula -1973

I appreciate the concept here, but the execution was off, and it felt too much like a true crime thriller at times. Dracula as a CEO worked for me, but too little Dracula and too much buildup.



7-Bride's of Dracula-1960

Nothing really to do with Dracula at all, more focused on Van Helsing; the vampire's a goof in this one, but the sets are great. 



6-Dracula- 1958 

Was pretty solid, though Cushing's Van Helsing steals the show, as Lee was just getting used to the cape. Cool mood that separates this film from Universal, though Lee might have been too British here. Closer to the book than Bela  Lugosi's. 



5-Dracula AD -1972-

Modern Day Dracula works better than many of the films, though it suffers from too much build-up and not enough Dracula until the final 20 minutes of the movie. Stephanie Beacham stands out in this one.




4-Dracula Has Risen From the Grave-1968

Prince of Darkness just edged this one out; Barbara Eden from I  Dream of Jeannie is in this one. The rooftop scenes are darker in this movie and set the mood. The end is another ridiculous death for him. 




3-Dracula Prince of Darkness -1966


Lee is more settled into his role, though he plays a more feral version of the resurrected title character. Not just throwing candlesticks at people, but has more power, making him scarier. A greater sense of dread runs throughout the movie; however, it does have one of the silliest endings. 



2-Taste the Blood of Dracula-1970


The more occult elements in this were ahead of its time, and it is clear this movie was getting an R-rating; he has a marginally less silly death, and it's a more violent film than the previous ones with a sense of dread creeping up from its shadows. But it does follow the formula the Hammer uses for these films, where it's the first half of the movie establishing the why of what is going on. 




1-Scars of Dracula- 1970

All of these have a bit of silliness here; it's the bat. But the cast and vibes work well. Perhap the tension was not as high as it's the looking for a lost brother thing, and Dracula is less invested and rightfully feels less threatened, though he is more allergic to crosses in this one. In some way more accurate in his power set, though, and Lee feels most at home in the role here, as he has played him differently in almost every movie. Jenny Lanely is great in this one and puts her step toward the top tier of Hammer Girls.


Saturday, August 22, 2026

Film Review : "Feed"






 I am alwaqys looking for a good vampire movie, so the trailer for this movie excited me.It is different than the trailer leads youto beleive.The bulk ofthis is in some part due to one of the film's strengths in how it deviates from what you normally expect from a  vampire movies as it takes a twist on the lore. However this twist is clearlyinfluenced by one of my favorite vampire book series Brian Lumley's "Necroscope", Granted the lore is on the surface based on the Irish legends of the Dearg-due.According to the robots of   Google Gemini, Marco Van Belle claims it is influenced by Bram Stoker's Dracula, whichc is almost as funny as when Coheed & Cambria said they had never heard of Rush.

Sure I might have preferred a Necroscope movie, but this one works well enough. Itis a shame that this movie went straight to streaming services as it is a better movies than the critcally acclaimed "Sinners", which was just a ripoff of "From Dusk Til Dawn" and everm for all this movie's unacknowledged Lumely influence it's still more original than "Sinners". The only draw back to this movie is for it to be an Irish film it really triesto  come across as an American film, and plays into a few Western casting tropes,which are not deal breakers.

The vampores use more of a psychological attack that takes mesmerism to a new level. I prfer the more animalistc predatory nature the vampires in "30 Days of Night' held , but this new approach, that I am not going to spoil for you is something fresh that successfully set this movie apart. The lore is well blended and the ending works for me even if this narative get's alittle shaky by the end in places. We know audiences hunger for vampire movies that are well made and not "Twilight" romances, which is why they fell for things like the Nosferatu remake and "Sinners', so here's hopiong this movie develops more of acult following as it is more deserving. 

Monday, August 17, 2026

Film Review; "Evil Dead Burn"






 While I am always looking for horror movies, when I see Halloween decorations hitting the shelves in July, it makes the urgency level rise. I am glad I took my time to find this movie online, because it might not have been worth the trip to the theater, which I rarely make in the first place, but it was best digested in four seperate chunks of time, over two days. Which is a shorter time than msot movies take for me. It is no surprise this is not the best movie in the franchise, but it is also not the worst. It is different enough to not feel redundant, but still remembers the assignment. The fact that Sam Raimi hung around as the producer helped protect the legacy of the brand. 

With that came the just being gross to uphold the standard vibe. You would think the Necromomicon, even this fictional version, would summon more monsters than jsut demon zombies, but no, though this time they are pyro-zombies. The writing works well enough, with neough balance in the getting-to-know-the-characters section, yet I am seeing a recurring trope of the annoyingly Beta coward male with the female protagonist having to step it up. This is the third movie if we are just counting horror, but it was even in Masters of the Universe. This was the only Hollywood psy-op agenda moment of the movie 

It is familiar and pulls from the other movies, a wink at them from time to time. I would say tense but not scary, as it wa a little predictable. They did take their time to establish the characters a bit, not that it really matters as all of them are equally unlikeable, but it seems to be the point as it is the curse of a toxic family that seems to fuel the evil into motion here. They check off the Rami boxes of including scenes that are gross for the sake of being so and hold no bearing on the plot. It was a fun watch that looses sateam imn the third act, so leave your thinking caps at home and just be prepared, but in your face dread.



Monday, August 10, 2026

Film Review : "Leviticus"

 





This movie came out back in June, and I just got the opportunity to catch up with it. It was one of the year's highest-rated horror movies so far, with predictable picks like "Obsession" leading the way. But is there really anything to it? Sure, a great deal of the Hollywood hype is because it is a gay horror movie, which is nothing new as gay themes in horror go back to 1936 with "Dracula's Daughter". But there has to be more to a movie than that. It is well done and looks great, but at the core, the film is basically just a gay version of "It Follows" 

Despite being a slow burn, it almsot barely feels likea horror movie, as most of the horror goes down in the last 20 minutes. There is a slight obsession angle to it, buyt the how and why this was all set in motion is vague. The characters are frustrating, and they never really deliver on the religious subtext, and imply that praying the gay away is what set the cure in motion.. You don't feel sorry for anyone or feel a tangible sene of dread. It looks nicely shot, which was the only thing that kept me watching, though half of the anticipation was if something was actually going to happen. 

I am sure the Neon distribution deal helped them make some of the stylistic choices, as it felt very familar when compared to the studio's other work. I say this more frequently, but if a horror movie looks good, often that alone will be enough to fool fairweather fans of the genre who are too cool for 80s slashers andd are probably among those who did not like "Psycho Killer," which still holds the top spot for the year in my book. Little happens here, and when some does transpire, it's underwhelming given the build. 

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Film Review - "Touch Me"





 The thought of a live-action hentai gave me high hopes going into this movie. Olivia Taylor Dudley from The Magicians was an added bonus and an underrated actress. But I wish she was given more to work with here. This would have worked better if it were more Lovecraftian and worked like a Stuart Gordon movie. But now they could not decide if they wanted to be a comedy or not; it was almost like, by making it comedic, they could apologize for things like alien sex. Thus watering down the entire concept. Starting the film as a therapy session made you think it was going to take more chances than it did.

The alien sex scenes were more Roger Corman, and we got better alien sex in the 89s and 90s. The special effects for this was reallt pathertic. It is not like they did not have a big enough budget to pull off better as the film is otherwise well shot. The antagonist was a cult leader without a cult, sure it could be argued that he ate his follwoers before he had a chance to form, but there lies one of the films problems: the writing.  It was like the film was made from a pitch that had not been fully fleshed out into a script so they ad-libbed absurd comedic elements to give it more meat on its bones, but in turn watered down what could have been an effective movie.

Dark concepts were turned into punchlines and sacrificed the emotional weight these actors could have conveyed. This movie dug into trauma; it would have been more ffective if the tentacles had been more rapey. , As the acting was never a problem, this was compounded by the fact that the writer was also the director. That way there was no one not co-signing their own bullshit here. This goes to show that indie horror movies are plagued by Hollywood's ego problems just as much as any other aspect of the business. Was a shame to see lvia Taylor Dudley's talent misused in this way, 

Monday, June 22, 2026

Film Review : "Obsession"






 At first, I assumed the guy behind "the Monkey " had something to do with this movie. But no, it's Curry Barker, no relation to Clive. He jsut wrote it from a similar premise of being careful what you wish for. The film lives off of Inde Naverette's preformance of the obsessed Nikki, though the other actors assume their roles well, only to have her dominate the film, which is fine as it's obviously what needed to happen, not unlike say Linda Blair's preformance in  "The Exorcist" which also shares similar tendencies and themes performance-wise.  

The scariest thing about this movie is the psychological " don't go in the basement, feeling as you watch things unravel on this unsuspecting fellow who uses his wish to make his crush obsessed with him. When he loses control and begins to wallow in regret to some extent, it feels like he just does not know how to play his cards; then, as the story continues to unfold, there might be other supernatural elements at play. I like that some things are left to your imagination, and they did not have to go into a bunch of backstory.

In some ways, it seems like they are willing to go as far as they need to to make you uncomfortable, and it does not conform to the current Hollywood narratives of having gender roles flipped. The lines are also blurred as to who is the antagonist, which is also effective, as Nikki is not really the monster of this movie. I think we could have seen more contrast on how he would have seen this as a dream come true at first, but as it unfolds, the dynamic shifts; instead, we get out of control as soon as the spell hits.never  The illusion of what he had to gain never really shines like it could, which is the writing vs the acting that carries this movie, so it was a fun watch but far from a classic. 

 


Saturday, April 18, 2026

Film Review - "Psycho Killer"





 Here is an example of why you can't always trust Rotten Tomatoes or entertainment press in general. Gavin Polone has produced some good movies, such as "8 mm," "Zombieland," and "Stir of Echoes." This is his debut as a director, and while this movie did not light up the box office, it deserves a second chance. Despite the 8 percent score on Rotten Tomatoes , this movie is a lot of fun. It does not, however, play by the rules of what Hollywood wants from horror movies these days. Despite it being about a female protagonist of color whose husband is killed by a serial killer. 

It delivers a classic slasher feel. Though not a dumb, mindless killing machine, but someone who is driven by a purpose. Sure, he is part of a silly Satanic "cult" of sorts, whose leader is Malcom Mcdowell, and provides a parody many in occult circles who don't take themselves too seriously might find humorous. All of this is not laid out for you in the beginning, and rather, the killer's motives become clearer as the film unwinds. I suppose if it had any message, it is not an intentional one that picks a political side, though it is timely when you think about religious types who might be trying to trigger the apocalypse. 

Not always the best acting, but not too stiff either, all the elements work enough to get the job done. It is a sad state of affairs when we are 4 months into the year, and this is the first horror movie I have felt inspired to write about. I did start watching the new "28 Years Later: The Bone Church," but it did not keep my interest. This movie did, in fact, I watched it in one sitting, which is a compliment in and of itself. If you are looking for a horror movie that makes some big social statement, then you should wander out into traffic, because that is not what horror is about. This movie might not indulge in graphic violence or gore, in fact, those things are handled rather tastefully, but it does offer the kind of slasher movie that I wish they made more of. It does not apologize for being what it is and that is what Hollywood press hates about it. 


Thursday, January 29, 2026

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2025




In 2025, it was a weird year for movies. Horror was the only genre that, in some ways, flourished, but like most things, the echo chamber that is social media believes its own hype, and a rip-off of "From Dusk Till Dawn" garnered the most attention. This is what happens when social Media is used to shape certainly shapes the way horror is marketed to us now. However, there was more buzz than hype for most of these movies. Most of the year's more hyped films, like "I Saw the TV Glow," were not horror or did not live up to the hype, thus not making the list. There was less word of mouth with these movies; some I never heard being brought up. The key to horror is that it has to somehow make me feel uneasy. Just gore is not enough. This year,r the things that went bump in the night included classics like zombies, ghosts, robots, and witches

These might not be the movies that got the best Rotten Tomatoes score, though they all did pretty decently, nor are they the most popular, as the most mass-marketed movies tend to be for the lower common denominator. If your favorite movie is not on the list, it is not because I did not see it, as I saw most horror movies that graced small screens and the inner webs this year; it is because, in some cases, your favorite movie was unimpressive or trying too hard, in others, well, it was not that scary. So, these are movies that proved to engage me in some way more than the other horror movies not on this list. Here are the top ten horror movies of 2024





10-Bring Her Back 

Very disturbing but effective, some of the self-harm was unnerving, but I want horror movies to make me feel uncomfortable and have to sit in that discomfort, as it's a skill kids these days don't have, unless they are the kids in this movie, and then they went through all kinds of crazy shit. 




9-Else 

I am counting this bizarre French film as this year since it did not make it to the States until this year. A different take on the end of the world, but I am here for it. 





8-Keeper

I enjoyed the surreal nature of this film and the way it wove what was in fact a ghost story of sorts mixed with some demeneted boyfriend drama. Great acting and mood set, so when things get haunting, they did not go in the expected fashion. 







7-Together

Much like "The Human Centipede," the premise of this movie is more horrifying than what happens on screen. Horror is often a dark mirror reflection of what is going on in society, so it's clear that the rise in body horror has to do with questions of identity. In this movie sense of identity in relationships. This creates a relatable and very grounding premise that does not offer a great deal of "don't go in the basement" moments. In some ways, it's like "the Substance," and in others, John Carpenter's take on "the Thing".

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6-28 Years Later

Danny Boyle made the third film of this series with a different eye than he had approached the previous movies. I can appreciate this, though the post-apocalyptic settlement feels very much like something we have seen already in "The Walking Dead.". But how many ways can you spin the long-term effects of a zombie outbreak without getting to some of the same tropes? The stylistic changes and the use of color are the biggest differences here, and make the movie visually stimulating, though some of the cut scenes feel like they are window dressing and not serving the story.

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5-The Gorge

The premise feels like something from a Brian Lumley novel. By the end, it feels more like something from a video game that mixes "Silent Hill" with "Call of Duty". The acting is really what sells it. Because this is an Apple Plus film, they have severely limited the impact, as it is better than most things I have seen in theaters recently. For Scott Derrickson, whose main movies have been horror aside from Doctor Strange, he is branching out and showing how much more he is capable of as a director. 







4-Companion 

I get that the marketing of this movie was to keep the premise more of a surprise, but it did not take long to figure out that it was about when good robots go wrong. But I suppose they did not want to draw comparisons to the MEGAN franchise, this script was not written by a Titokker so it has some brains and a great deal of heart that left you caring about the characters. 






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3-The Monkey

2025 seems to be the year we are finally flushing horror tropes down the toilet and getting more original movies than remakes. A low-key Stephen King short story adaptation does the trick. Not that this movie does not have some common ground with the Final Destination franchise. It is just done with more flair. The concept of this is easy to pick up on, even more so the trailer, a cursed toy monkey brings death with the crash of its drum. Director Oz Perkins, who has also brought us other smart horror films such as " Gretel and Hansel" along with last year's "Longlegs," has a blend of fresh cinematography that complements the storytelling to give this movie its charm


 



2-Frankenstein


It was a close call between this and the number one pick, but it got edged out due to the terrible CGI wolves that pulled me out of the story. Del Toro stuck to the book and did not try to capture the magic of the Karloff classic, but created his own fantasy land for it, which is what he does well










1-Weapons 
This film, brought to you by Zach Creggar, who made the 2022 film "Barbarian," has a different shade of creepy for this one, which is still dark enough to kick off the Halloween season. The promotion of the film kept things vague, you know, kids go missing.  Bigger-name actors flourish in this film to create an interesting character study that is woven together in a fashion not unlike something  M Night Shyamalan might do, as there is a plot twist at the end, but it is the most well-done, mood-setting movie that weaves a wonderful, creepy fable. 

Monday, November 10, 2025

Film Review :"Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein"

 





This was going to be under a hard microscope for me as Frankenstein's Monster is my favorite literary character, yet more than the Hulk, so the expectations were high, however had faith in Del Toro, as his take on the Creature from the Black Lagoon was pretty solid except for the dance bit in the middle. The same could be said for this one if you replace the dance routine with CGI wolves that look like they came from a Lord of the Rings Video game.. It was odd because otherwise the film was emotionally stunning and pulled on all the right heartstrings. I admit by trepidation, going into it was mroe of the Netflix connection. Would they throw in diverse casting just for the sake of it? Nope, did not happen, stayed true to the setting. The costumes might have gone over the top at times, but they had flair. 

The acting was great, everybody did well, and I believed everyone. It, of course, stuck closer to the book, though here comes the catch, as it took a few liberties, the end being a glaring one, but it had heart to it and proved the Doctor was really the monster. The Monster was almost more like Snow White as animals loved it, except for the wolves. The monster design owed more to Bernie Wrightson's designs, which was a good choice; the OG Boris Karloff monster will always be the GOAT. They did a good job with the Monster. I am glad he was super strong and not just a whiny baby. He learned the world was cruel and adapted to it. 

If you are totally jsut about Universal Monsters and that is what you want, this is going to come closer to Hammer Horror. So  I understand why people might not like some of the changes, but I am more invested in the book and accepted the fact that the book and the Karloff movie were different as a child, so it seemed cooler to be into the book, though I love the Karloff Frankenstein, sadly, this skill did not translate over into other things as I grew up But this movie was enjoyeable, and not just vapid eye candy but it drew you into the world he created, 


Saturday, September 6, 2025

Film Review : " Together"






Much like "The Human Centipede,"; the premise of this movie is more horrifying than what happens on screen. Horror is often a dark mirror reflection of what is going on in society, so it's clear that the rise in body horror has to do with questions of identity. In this movie sense of identity in relationships. This creates a relatable and very grounding premise that does not offer a great deal of "don't go in the basement" moments. In some ways, it's like "the Substance" and in others, John Carpenter's take on "the Thing". Mainly practical effects help this movie, which stars Allison Brie.  

There is also a Lovecraftian theme to the story. A curse of a cult whose chapel sinks under the earth to create monsters. This helps them avoid several tropes, but it could have been something Stuart Gordon might have made, and that is a good thing. The antagonist is passive aggressive until they become known. Though there is no clear resolution with this character or really anyone, leaving you to think this might be a trans-allied film. But it is more complex than that. It's the horrors of this undead relationship that set the tone for something as skin-crawling as the morphing bodies shifting on screen.

In my mind I kept waiting for something more gruesome, and I think the restraint they should which was not shown by the ned of 'The Substance," makes it a more entertaining film, though not as visually stunning as that movie. They do not shy from the special effects, but they go easy on the gore, making the tension of violence work for them. I really enjoyed this movie and recommend it to horror fans that are looking for something different. 

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Film Review -"28 Years Later"

Danny Boyle made the third film of this series with a different eye than he had approached the previous movies. I can appreciate this, though the post-apocalyptic settlement feels very much like something we have seen already in "The Walking Dead.". But how many ways can you spin the long-term effects of a zombie outbreak without getting to some of the same tropes?  The stylistic changes and the use of color are the biggest changes here, and make the movie visually stimulating, though some of the cut scenes feel like they are window dressing and not serving the story. 

You also get lots of people making stupid mistakes, which I think a world of caution would be the rule in a more realistic situation. But such is the way of horror movies. The rage virus works the same, though the zombies seem a little smarter in this one, as well as the use of a large apex alpha zombie that is a presence that helps define this movie. It does stand apart from the other films rather than just being a sequel. The protagonist is a young boy trying to save his mother, which adds a more emotional element, as he learns the hard lesson that this kind of life would bring. 

The wheel is not being re-invented here as the first movie is obviously going to be the most original, but I think I like this better than the second film, though it did drag some at the end, and the ridiculous ending with the Scandinavian acrobatic ninja was silly..It felt like it turned into "Kung Fu Hustle" all of a sudden. It was an odd choice. If you are a fan of zombie movies, you are not going to need me to sell you on this. I do not normally like zombie movies can name ten that are my favorites of this sub-genre, not sure if this one makes the list, but it is well made and entertaining. 


Saturday, August 9, 2025

Film Review- "Weapons"







This film, brought to you by Zach Creggar, who made the 2022 film "Barbarian," goes with a different shade of creepy for this one, that is still dark enough to kick off the Halloween season. The promotion of the film kept things vague, you know, kids go missing.  Bigger-name actors flourish in this film to create an interesting character study that is woven together in a fashion not unlike something  M Night Shyamalan might do, but it was not saved for the twist at the end. 

The occult nature of the antagonist is very effective, with the villain falling somewhere between "Longlegs" and "Heredity" in scope of creepiness. The title in some ways fakes you out.  The violence is well-paced, and don't go in the basement moments while plentiful are done in a manner that makes sense. The characters, even when supernatural flavors surface, are all very real-feeling. There is frame framework to magic which I can appreciate rather than just a magic can do anything plot hole. 

The writing is the real star, the characters are a well-balanced mix of straights rather than 2-d stereotypes. None of the casting or personality of said characters seems forced; everything flows naturally. When shit hits the fan and gets chaotic, well, suspension of disbelief has already been established enough for it to not be a jarring left turn. So far it's one of the year's best horror movies, perhaps not the scariest but one of the most engaging stories to escape into. 

Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Film Review : "Sinners"






Anyone who thinks this is an original movie has an odd view of what constitutes originality. Recycled must fit into this warped definition. I have heard this called a remake of 'From Dusk Till Dawn," and unless this means vampires really only show up for the second half of this movie, I disagree. Though this is not the "Odyssey," this movie was certainly influenced by "O Brother, Where Art Thou" by Fr, and certainly influenced by "From Dusk Till Dawn," But the vampires were not coming from within the building. I am not sure I would call this movie a horror movie. It was not scary. In fact, the preacher's kid was the only likeable character in the movie, so not sure how they intended you to become invested in any one. 

The message that all black music came from the blues was heavy-handed in the surreal sequence where, all of a sudden, girls were twerking; they could have been more subtle and still gotten the point across. It needed a great deal of editing as the story dragged on the front end. I think Louisiana would have made more sense, but it is what it is. It was well made for what it was, but then the bar is pretty low when it comes to Hollywood; it certainly did not look like it was a Tyler Perry movie, so someone was doing something right along the way. 

The violence and action scenes needed a great deal of work. The script could have used a major overhaul. I am sure you could go into this movie and think, well, it's just going to be fun, if you knew absolutely nothing about the basics or storytelling. People get dumber every day, the Fast and Furious movies are an example of this even though they keep putting butts in seat. As PT Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute. It is high-brow Blaxplotation, less sexy than Foxy Brown, but looks better than Blacula. It will sell lots of popcorn to stupid people. 

Thursday, May 22, 2025

Film Review - "The Monkey"






2025 seems to be the year we are finally flushing horror tropes down the toilet and getting more original movies than remakes. A low-key Stephen King short story adaptation does the trick. Not that this movie does not have some common ground with the Final Destination franchise. It is just done with more flair. The concept of this is easy to pick up on, even more the trailer, a cursed toy monkey brings death with the crash of its drum. Director Oz Perkins, who has also brought us other smart horror films such as  " Gretel and Hansel" along with last year's "Longlegs," their a blend of fresh cinematography that complements the storytelling to give this movie its charm. 

There is a "Wonder Years" gone wrong feel to the first half of the film. Then things flash forward to the protagonist dealing with life as a traumatized father, who is not going to win "Dad of the Year" by a long shot and is obsessed with keeping his son as far away as possible from the cursed monkey, even if that means emotionally pushing his son away. It is in this raw, gritty look at what life might be like with a cursed money toy that the real bleakness settles in with its emotional heaviness, which is another level of human dread. 

The end product of this finds the deaths as the lighthearted entertainment that gives a reprieve from the real horrors of dealing with family. This is an interesting twist. The gore is over the top and almost cartoonish, but it captures a grimly surreal look at the fragile thing that is life, and when life is as ugly as it gets in this movie, then death is a welcome relief. Here is where the twist on the horror genre takes place, as any Stephen King adaptation could fit neatly into a box, but this is done better than most. 

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Film Review- "Poor Things"








This movie flew under my radar despite all the awards it won. I liked Yorgos Lanthimos' previous films, "The Lobster" and "Killing the Sacred Deer," which were darker, more tense films. Even looking at some of the reviews of this film, I think they are missing a key point, that I was immediately clued in on...this is a remake of "Bride of Frankenstein".Much in the same way, "The Shape of Water" is a remake of  "The Creature From the Black Lagoon". 


Yes, I know there is a book this is based upon. Still, that book is also another telling of "Bride of Frankenstein"  Mary Shelley, never delved into the Bride aspect, aside from the fact that the Monster demanded Victor Frankenstein make him a mate, a project he started on, but became repulsed by the idea and aborted the project, thus escalating the Monster's malice against him. 

Though the film portrayals of this rarely use this part of the story, unless they dedicate an entire movie to it. This more whimsical take on the story does add its own detail, such as Emma Stone's character trying to kill herself while pregnant, and the unborn baby's brain is transplanted into her, rather than just being bodies cobbled together to create new life. Willem Dafoe's character is the Monster, whose creator, whom he refers to as his father, picked up the art of reanimation, as the entire estate is filled with experiments that add to the atmosphere of the film. 

In the movie itself, you can feel the ambiance of a Terry Gilliam movie. Emma Stone's acting is great. The wardrobe department took inspiration from Poppy, as every outfit Stone wore made her look more like her. The only flaw of this movie is a common mistake when Hollywood tries too hard to push something like girl power, as the movie's message becomes, the best way for a woman to make her way in the world is to become a whore, as she can not possibly have any other qualities aside from using sex as their stock and trade. This is the lesson Emma Stone's character becomes empowered by, with her big moment being not someone's property. Thus, she turns the tables. However, this is a minor annoyance; the bulk of the movie was a feast for the eyes, and well acted to you are largely distracted by this. 


Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Film Review : "the Gorge"






 Technically this is not a horror movie, though the premise feels like something from a Brian Lumley novel. By the end, it feels more like something from a video game that mixes "Silent Hill" with "Call of Duty". The acting is really what sells it. Because this is an Apple Plus film, they have severely limited the impact, as it is better than most things I have seen in theaters recently. For Scott Derrickson whose main movies have been horror aside from Doctor Stange, he is branching out and showing how much more he is capable of as a director. 

What sells the movie is Anya Taylor Joy, as Miles Teller does his best Jeremy Renner impersonation. I guess Joy is the Black Widow to that, as this could have easily been a Hawkeye / Black Widow movie for Marvel. Miles is however good enough to develop chemistry with Joy. Not that how this develops is really a huge surprise, though how this all goes down displays enough creative sparks to keep the movie fun. I think less would be more even it comes to the monsters. When you learn their origins it has been foreshadowed enough for it to all click, but the strength of this movie is how the visuals unfold when they dive into the gorge, there are many scenes where it looks like the cover of a death metal album, which of course appeals to me. 

There was more of a sense of adventure than dread, as the movie turned. The protagonists were always capable and never afraid of their powerlessness even when confronted by un-natural creatures, which sets the tone for an action movie not a horror movie, This might be seen as darker sci-fi as well since science plays heavily into what unfolds, at the end of the day it's story telling with a hear to it that these actors tapped into and suspended your disbelief to invest into these characters , as the world that was so well built;t for them lent itself to further suspending your disbelief which at the end of the day is what movies are supposed to be about. 


Thursday, February 6, 2025

Film Review : "Prescence"







 The very premise of this movie, if you have been baffled by the trailers, is going to be a spoiler. If you can not figure out what is going on in the first 30 seconds of this movie then you are also stupid enough to believe the trailer's claim that this is the most terrifying movie you are going to see all year.  The closest Steven Soderberg has gotten to a horror movie is the thriller 'Unsane". This is obviously a ghost story so it seems like an odd choice for him given the types of movies he normally makes. In some ways, it reminds me of "American Beauty"  when it comes to the struggling teen dysfunction, which is almost the real horror of the movie. 

Now to talk about what is both the movie's strengths and weaknesses. This is not the first ghost story told from the ghost's perspective. The Other's felt more like a horror movie in how it pulled this off. It feels more like Soderbergh flipped the "Paranormal Activity" franchise formula on its head and made it work thanks to its bigger budget, allowing him to hire better actors and effects that work for what the film is trying to do without going overboard. There is a subplot that lays itself out right before going into the third act. The actors sell out on it and this is a well-made movie for what it is. 

The problem with what it is lies in the fact this is a ghost story that is not scary. Making the claims the trailer made feel that much more ridiculous. I enjoyed this movie, I watched it in a day, which is better than what I am going to say about "Wolf Man" when we get around to talking about that. This makes this movie the bar for what movie's need to be scarier than in  order to be considered horror this year, it is rides the line, and almost relies on the sub ject matter to belong on this page.

Friday, January 3, 2025

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2024







In 2024 the Horror genre continues to prove that it's not defined by A24 or Blumhouse, Shudder brought some strong indie fare. Social Media certainly shapes the way horror is marketed to us now. However, there was more buzz than hype for most of these movies. Most of the years more hyped films like "I Saw the TV Glow" were not horror or live up to the hype, thus not making the list, There was less word of mouth with these movies, some I never hear being brought up. The key to horror is it has to somehow make me feel uneasy. Just gore is not enough, This year the things that went bump in the night included classics like vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, and psycho killers., 

These might not be the movies that got the best Rotten Tomatoes score, though they all did pretty decent, nor are they the most popular as the most mass-marketed movies tend to be for the lower common denominator. If your favorite movie is not on the list, it is not because I did not see it as I saw most horror movies that graced small screens and the inner webs this year, it is because in some cases your favorite movie was unimpressive or trying too hard, in other's well it was not that scary. So, these are movies that proved to engage me in some way more than the other horror movies not on this list. Here are the top ten horror movies of 2024




10-Werewolves 

This movie takes the Purge and combines it with werewolves. It reminds me of the late 80s, sometimes this works better than other times when the werewolves look too much like puppets, I had to pretend this movie was from the 80s, but it was fun, despite its faults.


   





9-Oddity


Ireland has been busting out some decent horror in recent years, and this one is another notch in its belt. The Lovecraftian vibes are what earn its place here. It's a slow burn but maintains its eerie mood. Sure there are some plot holes, but suspension of disbelief is easy to maintain.

 





8-Terrifier 3 


With a bigger budget, comes a more fully fleshed-out story, that takes Art the Clown in a more Nightmare of Elm Street direction as supernatural elements continue to expand the mythos.  It's entertaining and works off the hype of having to make each film more extreme, but it also wanders away from what made the first film a classic. 


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7-In a Violent Nature


I really enjoyed the "If Friday the 13th was an art film" feel of this movie. The pacing is very deliberate and not for everyone. Some of the gore scenes felt like they were from the 80's with Terrifier levels of absurdity which was an odd choice in its contrast, thus keeping it out of the top 6. 


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6-Nosferatu


I understand why this is a love-it-or-hate-it film. It really depends on how invested you are in the 1922 version. I think where they dropped the ball was not sticking to the classic Orlok look. Aside from that, the movie looked great, though Dafoe carries it when it comes to acting as Orlok keeps to the shadows. It is a feast for the eye, that entertained me. 

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5-the Substance


I like this movie's take on Hollywood and the ugly face of it. The cinematography was perhaps the year's best, but the writing did not have as much behind it, and the movie fell apart by the end, it ranked this high because it's such a good-looking horror movie with cool practical effects. 

 

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4- Longlegs 

If David Lynch had directed "Silence of the Labs" then the results might have been similar.  It was creepy and carried a lingering bleakness, that might not have come across as scary as the movies that took the top three places, but its atmosphere solidified its place here. 












3-Abigail 


This movie was a lot of fun. Sure it worked off a familiar trope, but it did deviate from your typical vampire fare. It looked good but was creepy and tense. This tension gave classic horror fans more of what they wanted than, movies that were pretty to look at or more atmospheric in nature. 




2-Late Night With the Devil

Sure there were some campy elements when it came to some of the effects and overacting, but it did a great job capturing the stylistic mood it sought to capture, and carried a looming sense of dread., underneath the smile the host gave the camera. It beat out the other eight films on this list thanks to a more original concept, despite pulling from a few familiar horror motiffs. 

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 1-Outside 


This Netflix movie from the Philippines takes the zombie genre and all its tropes and shapes them into something very bleak. It's as much about generational trauma as it is a s commentary on the end of the world.  Things never get better only worse. This is more effective than jump scares. It takes the building tension of a movie like the "Shining" and gives you nowhere to run. Well made and effective in the way to goes after your psyche. It took the number one spot as it had da better ending than the other movies, better effects, and acting that felt real. 




Thursday, December 26, 2024

Film Review : "Nosferatu"

 





Eggers remake of the 1922 silent film finds him keeping the mood of the original film and building off it to create his own gothic vampire story that like the original is another retelling of the Bram Stoker story, though where the original would depict Orlok as a different character from the Dracula we would later come to know from 1931 "Dracula" as a suave seductive gentleman to Orlok's creepier monster persona. The first elephant in the room is the fact I had seen promotional pictures from the movie that showed Bill Skarsgard in makeup much closer to the original portrayal of Orlok, than what would appear in this film. I can appreciate keeping him in the shadows, but this new persona made him a more shambling wreck of a creature, perhaps to create more of a contrast and make Deep's relationship with him more shameful.  But I kept waiting for him to shed the mustache and emerge as the classic Orlock which did not happen. 

The film's strength was in its visually striking cinematography and the world that Eggers created. There were few shots wasted and even less than were not stunning to look at. Eggers said that he did not want the film to be contaminated by other cinematic vampire portrayals. He succeeded in doing this , though he comes closest to Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula from 1992. Both stick close to Stoker's book, though Egger's takes the slant of Orlok's arrival bringing a plague to the city. Willem Dafoe and Raph Ineson give the film's two strongest performances, with Dafoe stretching himself the most, while Ineson pretty much does what he does, it just falls into place here. Skarsgard serves as a body for make-up to be applied to and pantomimes his way through the film. Considering the original was a silent film this might be for the best. 

Deep looks good in the costumes and once again serves as a body holding the place of a character who is walking through life in a dream-like trance. Her experience as a model comes in handy, as she sells the look more than tapping into an emotional connection with the role, and does not have any chemistry with anyone, though Dafoe carries the scenes with her. But perhaps this is intentional, as she could not connect to anyone so called forth a spirit to be with her, which is the crux of the movie, though it feels more told than shown despite that is how the film opens, a little more interaction with Orlok might have sold this fact better, but it worked well enough. I can understand where fans of the original are going to complain, this movie is more of a art piece based on concepts from the original. I enjoyed the bleak miserable mood it creates, and the darkness that envelopes it. It's not a happy Hollywood ending, which I also value in horror movies. A great experience to look at even at the cost of the high expectations that come with the source material. 

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Film Review- "'The Substance"







 There is a lot to like about this movie. It is tense, as the characters fall down their spirals in what would be a tragic manner if it was not driven by the ego-driven madness that is Hollywood. Things take a turn for the aging fitness icon, so she turns to a shadow corporation to make her young again. This is where the twist in the film is as it goes in a more Jekyll and Hyde direction, though Hyde is not a distorted monster version of herself but a younger hotter one. It is sadly being hailed by some as a feminist masterpiece when it is about narcissism taken to gruesome extremes. 

Being famous is a choice, and rather than being thankful she made it to where she did Moore's character shows where self-obsession will take you and how Hollywood is the perfect echo chamber to bring it to a boil. The cinematography is pretty breath taking, its artfully delicious, with vibrant colors paying homage to Stanely Kubrick. Hyde is not the only classic monster it gives a wink at as John Carpenter's Thing, can be seen in the way the body horror goes to twisted extremes. There is also influence from both "Carrie" and the Hunchback Of Norte Dame. But you are less sympathetic as the characters only suffer the consequences of their own actions making this a cautionary tale. 

All the eye candy makes this a fun ride, but while you are being dazzled by it you forget this is not that original concept just many mashed together Dorian Gray being who this story lifts most liberally from. By the end, you can tell where it is going, and it all falls apart with blood splatter that is hardly justified as there is little actual violence in the film aside from a showdown of sorts between the older and younger self. Until the end, the gore works well, as mutations from breaking the rules set it. It is a dark movie despite the bright lights is find's itself which might be its best quality. The writing and dialogue are lackluster, but the distraction works until the very when it just settles for a stylistic wandering. It is still recommended as it is technically brilliant even if the script needs substance.