Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Top 10 Horror Movies of the Past Decade






Ok , here is a list of the top ten horror movies of the past decade. If you are trying to get caught up or in need of an education that there have been great horror movies made post- Blair Witch Project. There are some movies like "the Human Centipede 2" that could make the cut , but since they are propelled by a great deal of gore rather than sheer scare factor I left it off. In fact being the Horror Gentleman that I am, I put an asterix next to the movies that I would not recommend watching if you are easily disturbed by more blood shed than the Jurassic Park movies due to a crazy christian upbringing, there is no shame in that. In fact it's my job to corrupt such souls for the devil and the top 10 horror movies of the past decade seems an appropriate vehicle for that. I also left off movies that are not scary enough to be horror like "The Only Lovers Left Alive"  while a vampire movie is not scary enough to make the cut. The other stipulation which is more my personal taste is it has to be pretty to look at or in some way have an interesting cinematic quality. But it also has to be scary, so "Mandy" almost made the cut for being a beautiful movie, yet it is not pure horror and  more of a revenge film, but if you don't know these movies you are not going to know "Mandy" either. Any way I am letting the trailers do the talking and if you don't think you can make it through these on your own I do run a horror escort service where I will bring you a six pack of beer and hold your hand so you can make it through horror movies, unhappy endings are extra.


10-Frankenstein's Army * (2013)



9 - Split- (2017)





8-What We Become (2015) *





7- Southbound-* (2016)







6-Cabin in the Woods (2012)







5- Maniac-* (2012)







4-Byzantium (2013)







3-Devil Inside (2012)







2- Let the Right One In (2008)





1- the VVitch (2016)





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