This wasn't easy as horror fared a little better on television this year than in the movies. In the year to come i think one hand is going to feed the other and the success of American Horror Story will fuel more horror on television which in turn will help what we see in theaters by the end of 2012. so here we go in countdown format.
10-the Devil's Rock- I had fun with this one I think with a little more money sunk into this it could have more fully realized, though budget aside the monster reveal looked like a throw back from Angel. But any time you have a female Satan you have my vote.
9-the Thing - So it wasn't supposed to be a re-make but a prequel, yet it sure as hell felt like a remake .Lots of eye candy it didn't scare me but was a helluva a lot better than the remakes of Fright night or Let the Right One in. Considering the grudge i have with remakes , the fact it made the list should say something.
8- We are the Night - a trio of Pseudo lesbian Vampires bling it up. The opening scene on the airplane was a great way to open the film, another fun but not scary one , the different take on vampires was enjoyed though i suppose it was like if the L-word was combined with the Vampire Diaries, yet it turned out better than that sounded.
7-Wakewood- This one will sit nicely along side the other late period Hammer Films. It felt very Wicker-man to me , but any movie that deviates from vampires , zombies and serial killers works for me .
6-Red State- Hostel in Jeeeezus name . Nutbags for Christ are pretty scary and i could see this sub-genre catching on. From the guy who brought you Dogma.
5-Hostel 3 - Recently reviewed this, this one caught me by surprise. A straight to video sequel that holds up against the originals.
4-Stake Land- The next four all have their distinct identities . This one was Zombieland with out the sense of humor and the bleakness of the Road. The overlooked gem of the year and the vampires are mean as shit . No sparkle here.
3-The Last Exorcism- why put paranormal activity on the list when you have this one. I like the end and am a firm believer in horror movies should have no survivors or happy endings . I predict the Devil Inside won't be able to touch this one and i won't even bring up the Rite.
2- I Saw the Devil - Since this is number two you can already guess number one if you know me . So some of you can interchange the two and be happy or not . While in some ways this turned into more of a twisted action movie, i think the beginning and end bookend it nicely. This will stand the test of time as a classic.
1-Human Centipede 2 : the Full Sequence- Tom Six, Knew what you wanted and turned it into a beautiful piece of grime and blackness. Take my earlier review and gush over it some more as other viewings allowed me to fully appreciate this. I Saw the Devil set the bar high for this one, but the artistry put behind this is amazing. I already saw the interview with Tom Six and the third film and i would honestly rather see his take on other elements of the genre, but if he out does this film put him up there with Lynch and Hitchcok.
so the break down is
torture porn - 4
vampires -2
devils - 2
monsters -1
sounds about right - look mom no zombies
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Hostel 3
At first glance i was quick to dismiss an Eli Rothless straight to video installment in the Hostel Franchise . It came out under the radar with little press. Not that a hype machine makes for a good film. But after reading an interview with the director on shock til you drop which was the only source i heard anything about this film up til this point. so being a rainy day today so i decided to give it a stream and was presently surprised.
Director Sam Spiegel 's last movie that i had heard of was the underwhelming "from dusk til dawn 2" , so he is building a legacy on picking up abandoned franchises. Hopefully this will break that cycle for him, as he stylistically captured the feel of the first two films.
This film was set in Vegas rather than Europe. Here the company from the first two films sets up shop amid the Vegas neon. They were presented as a more refined hi-tech operation that what appears in the first two films. With out giving away too much of the plot, yes there is one , i can say it's a little more of a betting spectacle, which works well with the setting.
The second remains my favorite, but this one improved upon what the first film set out to do . It cut down the party til you drop pseudo-teen vacation elements of the first one.We get into the meat of the murdering a little earlier on and other suspenseful plot points help move the film along.
As far as torture porn goes this is much more of an hbo after dark fare, more often than not going straight for the kill. What i liked the most about the second film was the sexual undercurrent seemed heightened.Here even though we get a female victim, though the majority of the kills are men, the sexual element seemed like an after though common in like an 890's action movie , in fact the final ten minutes of the film felt a little more like an action movie than a horror film to me.
Overall in a year slim on horror i found this to be a satisfying and fun film, i enjoy the variation even if the gore was diminished as well as the some of the tension a key element in making torture scary was only capitalized on earlier on . the film over came alot of hurdles and managed to win me over even with out being my perfect torture porn movie, which i don't think has been made yet.
Director Sam Spiegel 's last movie that i had heard of was the underwhelming "from dusk til dawn 2" , so he is building a legacy on picking up abandoned franchises. Hopefully this will break that cycle for him, as he stylistically captured the feel of the first two films.
This film was set in Vegas rather than Europe. Here the company from the first two films sets up shop amid the Vegas neon. They were presented as a more refined hi-tech operation that what appears in the first two films. With out giving away too much of the plot, yes there is one , i can say it's a little more of a betting spectacle, which works well with the setting.
The second remains my favorite, but this one improved upon what the first film set out to do . It cut down the party til you drop pseudo-teen vacation elements of the first one.We get into the meat of the murdering a little earlier on and other suspenseful plot points help move the film along.
As far as torture porn goes this is much more of an hbo after dark fare, more often than not going straight for the kill. What i liked the most about the second film was the sexual undercurrent seemed heightened.Here even though we get a female victim, though the majority of the kills are men, the sexual element seemed like an after though common in like an 890's action movie , in fact the final ten minutes of the film felt a little more like an action movie than a horror film to me.
Overall in a year slim on horror i found this to be a satisfying and fun film, i enjoy the variation even if the gore was diminished as well as the some of the tension a key element in making torture scary was only capitalized on earlier on . the film over came alot of hurdles and managed to win me over even with out being my perfect torture porn movie, which i don't think has been made yet.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Human Centipede 2
with his cult classic " human Centipede" Director Tom Six, could have stuck to a formula and had a sequel fans of the torture porn sub genre would have still applauded. but rather than play it safe he took dramatic creative chances, making a black and white with little dialogue . Going into the movie i was aware of these elements. The first film was one of my favorite horror movies of all time and one of that films strengths was Dieter Laser's performance. Laurence Harvey, an unknown was really behind the 8 ball, when it came to measuring up against Dieter. With Harvey's character Six took it in a much different direction and here is where the EraserHead comparison's begin. It some ways it feels like a torture porn homage to the Lynch film. any time David Lynch is an influence i'm all for it . This however is not what the audience expected.
Since the first film, a serbian film was released, and her the heavy metal analogy comes into play, as with metal where the listener need harder faster music to meet their fix, horror requires increased stimulus as you are searching for the grail of what will shock or horrify you more. Six obviously aware comes at it with finesse and hit you like a savvy boxer with different combinations and flourishes than the first film. with the first sequence , there was relatively little gore, this movie picks up the blood and guts or gaping holes in the face, though it shot in a way where this doesn't seem to be the case ,as the black and white gives it a coat of grime.
It wasn't until i was at the end of the film that i realized the actual human centipede had little to do after it's construction took place in the last twenty or so minutes of the film, however i do get Tom Six's thinking of " well they have already seen ass to mouth and adults crawling around in diapers, so lets go this route."
with out giving away to much , the end was not as satisfying as the first film and felt as if it took me into the more predictable realms of the genre, but over all i look forward to more viewing and entering the lush filth of this re-envisioned world and only hope this movie gets more recognition than it has thus far
Since the first film, a serbian film was released, and her the heavy metal analogy comes into play, as with metal where the listener need harder faster music to meet their fix, horror requires increased stimulus as you are searching for the grail of what will shock or horrify you more. Six obviously aware comes at it with finesse and hit you like a savvy boxer with different combinations and flourishes than the first film. with the first sequence , there was relatively little gore, this movie picks up the blood and guts or gaping holes in the face, though it shot in a way where this doesn't seem to be the case ,as the black and white gives it a coat of grime.
It wasn't until i was at the end of the film that i realized the actual human centipede had little to do after it's construction took place in the last twenty or so minutes of the film, however i do get Tom Six's thinking of " well they have already seen ass to mouth and adults crawling around in diapers, so lets go this route."
with out giving away to much , the end was not as satisfying as the first film and felt as if it took me into the more predictable realms of the genre, but over all i look forward to more viewing and entering the lush filth of this re-envisioned world and only hope this movie gets more recognition than it has thus far
Friday, October 7, 2011
American Horror Story
Wow, some real horror on tv ? say it's not so , with Walking Dead more of a post apocalyptic urban sci-fi, not sure how many times i have been afraid watching that show after the first episode, and while American Horror Story didn't scare me per se , it had the right amount of darkness , it felt at times like Six Feet Under and other times something a little more John Water's , but we have ghosts and pyschos which is a good combo in my opinion and who knows what that was in the basement.
The cast great, Connie Britton,from Friday night lights , carried over enough of her charm to play a scorned wife trying to heal from a miscarriage. Denis O Hare from True Blood as the former tenant who killed his family, this part gives it a little bit of a Shining feel and adding another Shining touch is Frances Conroy from Six feet under as the creepy house keeper who is a ghost of some sort as she appears as a hot maid to the dad but as a old woman to others , giving a uncomfortable dynamic to the show ,but in a good ,way , i have seen message boards criticizing the editing , which i thought was solid stylish and creative . i mean at times i think of a horror six feet under meets Shining , which to me you can't go wrong with and any time you bring a gimp into the equation well that speaks for itself.
I have only seen four episodes listed on imdb, so i am hoping it runs longer as an actual shows for ten episodes. so watch it and suport real horror or we will be stuck with teenage vampires in love.
The cast great, Connie Britton,from Friday night lights , carried over enough of her charm to play a scorned wife trying to heal from a miscarriage. Denis O Hare from True Blood as the former tenant who killed his family, this part gives it a little bit of a Shining feel and adding another Shining touch is Frances Conroy from Six feet under as the creepy house keeper who is a ghost of some sort as she appears as a hot maid to the dad but as a old woman to others , giving a uncomfortable dynamic to the show ,but in a good ,way , i have seen message boards criticizing the editing , which i thought was solid stylish and creative . i mean at times i think of a horror six feet under meets Shining , which to me you can't go wrong with and any time you bring a gimp into the equation well that speaks for itself.
I have only seen four episodes listed on imdb, so i am hoping it runs longer as an actual shows for ten episodes. so watch it and suport real horror or we will be stuck with teenage vampires in love.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Dexter Season 6
This is going to contain spoilers for the first episode of season 6 , if you have yet to watch this, go watch it here...http://tubeplus.me/player/1747366/Dexter/season_6/episode_1/Those_Kinds_of_Things/
Dexter might be at the more drama, csi -ish end of what is considered horror, but i think the character of Dexter Morgan, over the past 6 years has taken his place along side the Hannibal Lecters and Norman Bates, he is every much the protagonist as those serial killers are in there respective films and lets face it even the slashers Pyscho paved the way for , does any one every cheer for the teens having sex in the woods that Jason impales or are we cheering for mr . Vorhees?
The first thing very noticeable about the season opener is how fleshed out these characters have become, the cast's chemistry is undeniable. Hall is charming as usual in the lead role, with Friday Night Lights out of the way , and Madmen, not making a come back is any one standing in his way for an Emmy?
like true Blood, we have long veered from the path of the Lindsey books, where supernatural elements had begun to be introduced , at least where i left off , the books are never at the library or on paperback when i have the money for them, though it's a series i would like to continue reading .
This season's theme is very blatant , religion, with the new big bad using Biblical themes in his killing , to Dexter enrolling his son in Catholic school, there is a good balance of story and violence, the snakes in the intestines scene was the high light of this episode, Dexter gets three kills in polishes off an old high school class-mate, i wonder what his body is at i'm sure , it's higher off camera as we don't get the highschool to where the first season began updates in flash back sequences , but if i remember correctly he already had a good collection of blood samples by the time we first see this case, i'm sure there's a site dedicated to that .
the threat of getting caught isn't present , there were of course several tense moments with that last season and a chunk of time has past in between seasons as Harrison is old enough for pre-school. While it's not a cliff hanger to drag you into the season, it was a satisfying start for me and i'm glad he's back on the air, six seasons , should see the show in the twilight years, i can't see it going on as long as Smallville for ten years so would expect next season to sadly be the last , but who knows ,after watching a stream i now have 3 weeks to wait and shows like Supernatural, which will get a review , the Secret Circle and vampire diaries to tide me over, i imagine board walk empire and the walking dead should be cranking it back up as well and another season of Californication should not be far behind. i know those two they aren't horror, but i watch them , both well written.
Dexter might be at the more drama, csi -ish end of what is considered horror, but i think the character of Dexter Morgan, over the past 6 years has taken his place along side the Hannibal Lecters and Norman Bates, he is every much the protagonist as those serial killers are in there respective films and lets face it even the slashers Pyscho paved the way for , does any one every cheer for the teens having sex in the woods that Jason impales or are we cheering for mr . Vorhees?
The first thing very noticeable about the season opener is how fleshed out these characters have become, the cast's chemistry is undeniable. Hall is charming as usual in the lead role, with Friday Night Lights out of the way , and Madmen, not making a come back is any one standing in his way for an Emmy?
like true Blood, we have long veered from the path of the Lindsey books, where supernatural elements had begun to be introduced , at least where i left off , the books are never at the library or on paperback when i have the money for them, though it's a series i would like to continue reading .
This season's theme is very blatant , religion, with the new big bad using Biblical themes in his killing , to Dexter enrolling his son in Catholic school, there is a good balance of story and violence, the snakes in the intestines scene was the high light of this episode, Dexter gets three kills in polishes off an old high school class-mate, i wonder what his body is at i'm sure , it's higher off camera as we don't get the highschool to where the first season began updates in flash back sequences , but if i remember correctly he already had a good collection of blood samples by the time we first see this case, i'm sure there's a site dedicated to that .
the threat of getting caught isn't present , there were of course several tense moments with that last season and a chunk of time has past in between seasons as Harrison is old enough for pre-school. While it's not a cliff hanger to drag you into the season, it was a satisfying start for me and i'm glad he's back on the air, six seasons , should see the show in the twilight years, i can't see it going on as long as Smallville for ten years so would expect next season to sadly be the last , but who knows ,after watching a stream i now have 3 weeks to wait and shows like Supernatural, which will get a review , the Secret Circle and vampire diaries to tide me over, i imagine board walk empire and the walking dead should be cranking it back up as well and another season of Californication should not be far behind. i know those two they aren't horror, but i watch them , both well written.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Deadliest Warrior - zombies vs vampires
Ok , the premise in and of it's self was silly as their was know way a zombie could beat a vampire at anything except most movies made under the same premise,so i think to make it fair it was 37 zombies for every one vampire. it was however entertaining , the most entertaining element was the fact 30 Days of Night Author Steven Niles , was on the show. He gave the guys trying to argue the case of zombies some pretty good looks and his one comment to the defense that zombies could pass the zombie virus on to a vampire was, well vampires survived the black plague and well.. they are dead.. a fact that seemed to go over the heads of most.
Another point in question was when they were trying to reason a vampire could be bled out by a zombie bite on the right artery, i have never heard bleeding out a vampire as a method of killing them, the closest thing is decapitation. i wondered by a better match up wasn't made like dracula vs frankenstein or the wolf -man , i think any horror fan could appreciate adults arguing this on national tv , it's not like it doesn't happen on fan-boy message boards ,but the presentation was cool to watch. overall i think this season of deadliest warrior has been bland, as there has been too much of an emphasis on modern weaponry and guns bore me i want hacking and slashing.
Another point in question was when they were trying to reason a vampire could be bled out by a zombie bite on the right artery, i have never heard bleeding out a vampire as a method of killing them, the closest thing is decapitation. i wondered by a better match up wasn't made like dracula vs frankenstein or the wolf -man , i think any horror fan could appreciate adults arguing this on national tv , it's not like it doesn't happen on fan-boy message boards ,but the presentation was cool to watch. overall i think this season of deadliest warrior has been bland, as there has been too much of an emphasis on modern weaponry and guns bore me i want hacking and slashing.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
bereavement
I have been waiting for this one even though stevan mena's first film malevolence didn't do much for me and this was supposed to be the prequel, the hulu trailer looked good and frankly the screaming busty alexandra daddario was looking too good to pass up.for once being inspired to check out a movie for the hot screaming woman in the trailer paid off. what ever mena learned from the first movies mistakes have really paid off here.
alot of slasher films there is no component that the killing machine in question is crazy enough to do this, the killer here struggles with a wide range of emotion and the twists his actions take can be brutally unexpected . no one is safe this is an indispensable quality in a horror, and it hold true here as well. the tone is dark and real , there are only a few hiccups in the suspension in disbelief , they are clustered around killing at the end , it would be major spoilers but the acting is a little lack luster in the reaction to the stabbing , but this could be nit oicking which i am prone to do , wouldn't say this is as flawless i saw the devil , but i am certain this will make it onto my top ten of the year .
alot of slasher films there is no component that the killing machine in question is crazy enough to do this, the killer here struggles with a wide range of emotion and the twists his actions take can be brutally unexpected . no one is safe this is an indispensable quality in a horror, and it hold true here as well. the tone is dark and real , there are only a few hiccups in the suspension in disbelief , they are clustered around killing at the end , it would be major spoilers but the acting is a little lack luster in the reaction to the stabbing , but this could be nit oicking which i am prone to do , wouldn't say this is as flawless i saw the devil , but i am certain this will make it onto my top ten of the year .
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